I m sure u must have been in a house filled with guests n relatives comin to see u once in a while..
All comin to see u!!
And takin ur room!!lol.

Guest: We'll sleep anywhere. Even ur room will do.
U: (MY ROOM!!) Sure why not, i'll sleep with my parents..

U: What would u like to eat?
Guest: Whtever u usually eat, pizza, burger, lobster, anythin.
U: (Ya sure u glutton) sure

Guest: My t-shirt doesn't match my pant, can i take one of urs?
U: (Why did u bring it in the first place then!!) ya, take any.
Guest: I m takin this one.
U: (My favourite t-shirt!!) as u say.

Guest: I wanna see the place around, can u take me?
U: ya, sure( as if i hav got no other work to do)

Guest: Hey i wanna buy this trouser, but forgot my wallet at home, do u hav some spare cash?
U: (Ya, as if i hav got a bank on my name) No problem, i'll pay.

Guest: Now tht i hav bought this trouser, i need a matchin t-shirt.
U: go on (as if i hav got ur dad's credit account in my bank)

Guest: Now tht i hav bought it, i don't think i like it tht much, u can hav it.
U: ( Great, now i'll hav to wear ur crappy choice) Don't bother.

Guest: I won't stay long.
U: (It has already been a week. is it not enough?) Please, feel at home.

( Everday, somewhere, someone gets exploited by their guests, n the problem has got no solution.. unless u kill them all.. lol.. )

P.S., this is just a joke n not a suggestion, i won't be responsible for anyone killin their guests after reading my post in any way. lol