lookin for a job?
jobs here in london are not so easy to find, if u don't hav experience.

Job seeker: I am lookin for a job, but don't hav any experience.
Consultant: What kind of job can u do?

Job seeker: Any.
Consultant: (sure, go raise some vegetables in the country side, lol) OK

Job seeker: Can u please register me with ur agency.
Consultant: Sure(If thts wht it takes to get rid of u)

Job seeker: Here are my details.
Consultant: (Wht a looser) OK. We'll give u a call when we hav work for u.

Job seeker after 2 weeks revisits the agency

Job seeker: Is there any work available?
Consultant: (ya bt not for a looser like u, we hav a reputation to maintain) Sorry mate.

Job seeker: Wht should i do?
Consultant: (start ur own business) We'll give u a call if there is any work, the market
is a little down at the moment.

Consultant: U can keep lookin at other places as well.(cos we r not gonna give u any work)
Job seeker: K

Job seeker calls national insurance to get ni number for better chances of finding a job

Job seeker: Hi. I am lookin for a job, and needed ni number.
Consultant: OK. We can fix an appointment for interview within next 2 weeks.

Job seeker: (grt) Wht do i need to bring along?
Consultant: We need some proof tht ur lookin for a job or workin.

Job seeker: (crap) I don't hav any such letters.
Consultant: Give us a call when u hav any such communication from any employer.

( It is a vicious circle... to get a job, u need NI number... to get NI number,
u need a job... If u hav NI, u still need experience... to hav experience, u need job...
The job seeker ended up loosing 10KG weight... still wandering in search of a job...
still keepin his honesty at front, not writin false experience in the CV...
hope he gets a job...)