Its weekend, its summer
Sleep at 5 in the morning n wake up at 2pm.
What makes u any different from an owl?heh
But who gives a damn.
Its ur life. Its MY LIFE!!
There was a patient diagnosed for day dreaming.
Patient: Doctor i can't understand why i dream in the day.
Doctor: If u did understand then u wouldn't be here, would u?
Doctor: When do u sleep at night?
Patient: Around 5am in the morning.
Doctor: No wonder u dream in the day.(What would u expect if u sleep in the day)
Patient: Is it serious?
Doctor: (Time to make money) Very serious. U sleep in the day n dream all day.
Patient: Ya.
Doctor: What do u do in the night?
Patient: Well thats my personal life.
Doctor: Then this is also ur personal problem. Take ur personal ass from here n come back tomorrow, n please this time don't knock at my door at 2am in the morning!!
Patient: (Drunk!!) I..I.. Go
Doctor: N don't forget i charge 5times my normal fee at 2am in the morning which will be
direct debted from ur account for ur easy.
Patient: (About to fall) Sure...
(The Patient didn't come next day... cos i woke up... n the dream ended...)
